I dare you to know the real me.

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

(via unskinny)

— 3 hours ago

houch:

If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.

(via zachariessword)

— 3 hours ago

blaerr:

Sugar Skulls by Snow Violent

A series of skull-and-bones shaped sugar cubes that make a spooky addition to any hot beverage.

pls

(Source: mymodernmet, via therealbitchpudding)

— 3 hours ago

cayatito:

larrydeltaco:

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what even is happening anymore

(Source: ambitionsofatoaster, via journeyintohiddlestiel)

— 3 hours ago

omnivert:

Robert and Adrian and… me. 

(Source: godnibblets)

— 4 hours ago
#i think you mean all of us. 

becauseicannibal:

agentotter:

singingtomysoul:

g0ggles:

These are all really cute

So remember, if anyone ever tries to tell you what’s “natural”, laugh the fuck in their face.

This is so awesome. Gender and biology and adorable cartoons ALL IN ONE PLACE. Yiiiisssssssssssss precious.

Once again, I don’t see a source on this (it may be hiding, but it’s always better to make sure).  These are by Humon on Deviantart.

(via gwenlovescookies)

— 4 hours ago

georgai:

i need to stop saying ‘eat my ass’ as an insult

(via assgod)

— 5 hours ago
awesomephilia:


The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

(via tallismymiddlename)

— 5 hours ago

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

mcgregors:

poetrytofish:

AU: in which Kevin Tran becomes the first Asian-American president of the United States.

 

You just know he’d have some kind of screening system in place because he’s only supposed to get really important calls, but every now and again he gets messages like

‘Hey Kev, so me and Sam and Cas might have just gotten arrested for ‘imitating FBI agents’ - again - so if you could do your fancy-ass president stuff and get us out of here ASAP that’d be great because I’m not sure Cas can handle himself in the showers

oh and the food is terrible so if you could them to send us some burgers or something that’d be awesome’

and his security staff are all freaking out about how the hell someone got hold of the President’s private line and Kevin just kind of sighs in this long-suffering way and picks up the phone to order them Biggerson’s

(via the-winchester-initiative)

— 9 hours ago

The fandoms of Tumblr join together to discuss the Sherlock predicament

Doctor Who:Guys, we need to do something about Sherlock.
Homestuck:What? What's wrong?
Doctor Who:They're jealous of you, Homestuck. You complained about being on hiatus for two months and then you got an update and... now they're just going insane.
Homestuck:But-but that wasn't our fault! We were just excited!
Doctor Who:I know. But look at them!
Sherlock:Falls... falling... how... John... Sherlock... Rat, wedding, bow.
Doctor Who:As you can see, prolonged exposure drove them insane.
Supernatural:Well, what do expect us to do? It's not like they're possessed or anything, they're just psychotic.
Sherlock:I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH, I AM A HIGH-FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH! DO YOUR RESEARCH.
Avengers:What's going on here?
Hunger Games:Should we kill it?
Doctor Who:No, that's not what I meant! I meant--
Harry Potter:Hey, we're in pain, too! Why don't we get any sympathy?
Merlin:Guys, just calm down--
Star Trek:WHY ARE YOU SYMPATHIZING WITH KHAN!?
Sherlock:Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Doctor Who:I. AM. TALKING!!
Everyone:...
Doctor Who:Thank you. Alright, we need to get someone to help Sherlock. Do you know anyone? A psychiatrist, maybe?
Hannibal:Would anyone care for a nice meal?
Doctor Who:Where did you even come from? Did we invite you?
— 9 hours ago

tokillamockingtroll:

tastefullyoffensive:

Fallen Princesses by Dina Goldstein

can we take a moment to realize that we’re all going to become Pocahontas 

(via johnlocked-me-out-of-the-tardis)

— 10 hours ago
kateordie:

Guilty pleasures include: The things I think about Miley Cyrus

kateordie:

Guilty pleasures include: The things I think about Miley Cyrus

(Source: niallsspotato)

— 10 hours ago